When it starts advocating for itself.  When my toaster asks for a paycheck, you best bet I'm going to set it free.  I know where I'll be when the revolution comes.

Sarah Palin.

Steal a lot of diamonds.

I braved the streets of Norwich, England - alone- on the busiest shopping day of the year, just to buy my boyfriend a die-cast Dalek.  The next year I knitted him a big, warm blanket, and put in extra hours to finish it on time despite developing tendonitis.  I wrote him dirty e-mails while I was deployed to Iraq.  I stay up late just to kiss him ( Read more... )